Zach wrote on November 4, 2006:
Good day, ladies and gentlemen. I have an anecdote I'd like to share with you.
So this blonde walked into a barbershop wearing headphones. She told the barber, "I need a haircut, but please, don't take my headphones off. Cut around them." So the barber sat her down and cut around her headphones, which was quite a hard thing to do. By the time the barber had finished, her hair was quite ugly.
The next day, the blonde came back, still wearing headphones. Why did she come back to the same place that gave her an ugly haircut, you might ask? Keep in mind that there is a stereotype that blondes are stupid.
Anyway, she sat down in a spinning barber chair and told the barber, "I need my haircut evened out. But please, don't take off my headphones." So the barber started cutting her hair, but his hand slipped and he accidentally cut the wire to her headphones. And she died. And no one ever knew why.
Think about that.