There once was a guy named Mr. Stupid. Now, you see, Mr. Stupid wasn't too bright, not too bright at all. Mr. Stupid was the kind of guy who would wait patiently for a stop sign to turn to a go sign. Usually when he did this, a police officer would fine him and try to take his to the loony bin, but the people there would decude ge was harmless and have him sent back home.

One cold winter morning, Mr. Stupid's hair froze. I made his hair look and feel very strange. Mr. Stupid kept thinking about it the whole day, and he wasn't able to do his job as well as he used to. (Mr. Stupid had to go to an employment agency to find a job suitable for him. He was appointed Senator.)

The next day, Mr. Stupid didn't want his hair to freeze again, so he tried to get the water out of his hair. He tried beating it out. He tried picking it out. He tried washing it out. It didn't work.

Then Mr. Stupid saw a commercial on the Weather Channel for a Deluxe Hairdryer Pro X-3RL. He wondered what a hairdryer was for. He went to the department store and said, "Durr what a hairdryer for." They called the police to take him away to the loony bin. An hour or two later, he was at home watching last week's Weahter Channel broadcast that he had recored. (Don't want to miss the weather.)

Well, the next day, Mr. Stupid finally got his hands on a hairdryer. He decided to dry his hair while he slept, so he wouldn't have to do it in the morning. So he left the hairdryer on and fell asleep. It sparked a fire and burned down his house.

Mr. Stupid wnet to court with the Company That Makes The Deluxe Hairdryer Pro X-3RL Company. He lost, because the warning label clearly said, "Do not use while sleeping, you bloody moron."