Humans can be so stupid sometimes. They trap us in jars, steal our faerie dust, and sell us to gypsy caravans. An then they get all mand if we try to get something from them in return.

I mean, look at what happened to the leprechauns. They were laughed at because of their size, captured and forced to reveal where they hid their gold, and then made into a mascot for a sports team. And that was just last century. Imagine what it was like in the dark ages, when people were so poor they had to shave bits of gold off gold coins to help them make a living. Humans had to find a supplemental source of income or they would die. They found that income in faeries.

But is that really fair? Can humans just take anything because they need it? Robin Hood robbed from the rich and gave to the poor, but only because the rich first stole from the poor. After all, that's how the poor got poor.

So, what did we steal from the humans?

I mean besides butter. But that was after the humans practically waged a war of theft against us.

I think we were the Robin Hoods in this situation. Even though the tyrants needed the goods, so did we. We struck back and stole their dairy products.

Why dairy products, you ask? Well, let me put it this way. Have you ever tried to milk a cow when you were inches tall?

Yes, we faeries did it. It's all in the past now, so all you grudge-holders out there need to let go.

Actually, I'm only confessing to clear the name of the butterfly. Butterflies don't even like butter! So get off their case, alright?

Thank you.