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1. The main character will always be around 17 years old and have spiky hair. 2. The main character will always be involved in some kind of strenuous activity, be it an elite military group or some kind of sports. 3. The main character's stats will always be "all around". 4. The main character will always be whiny and gay acting even though he allegedly "isn't" gay. 5. This is confirmed by the fact that the main character always has a beautiful girlfriend who would have no reason to like him, as he is gay acting and whiny. 6. The main character's girlfriend is always very physically weak and will eventually be captured by the villains. 7. The main character's girlfriend is usually a healer. 8. The main character always has an annoying best friend. 9. The main villain's right hand man is always the best friend of the main character or a close relative to him. 10. The main villain always has little or nothing to do with the main storyline. His fortress will always be destroyed after the last battle which has at least 3 "progressively harder" phases. 11. In the last battle the villain will be at some time or another either: A- A silver haired being or B- A huge demonic moster. 12. All women in RPGs are required to wear as little as possible, even if they are warriors. 13. In the event of a sequel, all upgrades achieved, weapons aquired, and levels increased from the first game become null and void. 14. The new main villain will always be stronger than the first, in Dragon Ball Z style ("I am the most evil, most poweful villain in the universe!!!", "No! I AM!!!!") 15. Each successive storyline always involves something of more impending cosmic importance than the first. | ||