Alrighty, go here. You will realize that these are the lyrics to a popular rap song, entitled "Wanksta". All of you have no doubt already heard it, as it quite (cough, cough) popular.

First of all, why would this guy have two names that are equally ridiculous like 50 Cent and Ferrari F-50, which I'm sure, like Eminem with his Slim Shady thing, he never uses in any song outside of this one. Ok, lets get started.

Aparently, anyone who does not "pop nothin" can be a gansta and anyone who does not "stop frontin" is a wanksta. Now, I'm guessing that this means a whole heck of a lot to other people but to me it just sounds like anyone who doesn't either sell drugs or do them is neither of these things. What about ganstas that shy away from illegal materials, wouldn't that make them be "smart gangstas" instead of not being ganstas at all? I dunno. Ok, the next thing that I realized is that whoever 50 Cent is speaking to is neither a friend or relative of his. Tell me this though, if they weren't his friend or relative, wouldn't they already know it, thus negating the need for the artist to tell them that. After that I noticed thus: somone aparently tried to sneak up on 50 Cent and so he is afraid of being "run up to with tha nine", whatever that means. Also, why does he misspell tyme in the lyrics? Its not like some other words that might, might sound differnt when they are spelled differently. It seems to me he misspelled it for the sake of misspelling it. Alright, so now where were we, ah yes, I found my place. Ok, how exactly does one sell nickles and dimes? Hey heres an IDEA, Mr. Idiot-rapper-50 Cent, sir, maybe instead of selling your money, however it is that you do that, you could maybe sell things and get nickels and dimes in return? WHOA! Thats a little too complex I think. Ok, why do all rappers call women "shorty"? I happen to know some rather tall women who might take offense to this. Also, why does he want to crush these innocent women? And why does he want to "punch them with every nine"? Somehow him doing this to these women f**ks with their minds and makes them "press rewind". Ok, I am now utterly lost. Am I to believe that these females have VCR machines somehow built into their bodies? Thats a little too far fetched for me. 50 Cent is obviously a very ruthless ex-con. He commited some crime and has been up for parole sine "ninety-fo" and just now got out. Perhaps thats why no one has ever heard of him. Maybe he killed some of these alleged "D's" when they "ran up in his crip" and started "dropping dimes".

Well, I hope that was entertaining and maybe even a little educational for all of you. It certainly wasn't for me. I'll give you the "skinny" on the chorus and other assorted but equally retarted verses later on.