9/17/05 -- Trials of the Button Strategy Guide A Freevisionwaresoft production. Help us help you get the most out of this game!

8/23/05 -- Trials of the Button A Freevisionwaresoft production. Relive the advenures of the old days, adventures just like your mom had!

8/17/05 -- The Next Great Gaysby An ad for quite possibly the worst book ever written.

5/28/05 -- How to Hate Swords Vol. 1 How to hate swords: a reference of the rest of us.

3/24/05 -- Clarence, Son of a Taxi Driver! Tuahan.com's first recurring character! Details provided by Emu and Chefelf.

2/2/05 -- A Review of the Latter Half of Amelia Bedelia In which Zach attends a childrens play. For free, suckers!

8/4/04 -- Things that Don't Happen at Work But should happen, if they were possible.

7/21/04 -- An Open Letter to the Local Country Station We'll put a boot in your ear. That's the American way.

7/15/04 -- Tuahan.com Travel Reviews: Tallahasse In which I go places and you wish you could go places.

6/5/04 -- Tuahan's Fables: Malcolm the Wanker The fourth fable in the ever-expanding trilogy.

5/8/04 -- Them Boohbahs Again In which I wrap up my investigation of Boohbahs. It's fairly good, I guess.

4/16/04 -- Super-Powered Total Ninja Mutant Hunter Things... IN SPACE! An awesome action story. Awesome, I say!

2/24/04 -- Letters to and from Santa If Santa won't reply to his own mail, well, someone has to do it for him.

1/27/04 -- The Authorative Mario Conspiracy Theory Database You will never look at the jolly red plumber the same way again. (LnE mirror)

1/16/04 -- The Great Legal Sequel More legal tomfoolery.

12/16/03 -- Quest to Stop the Sun It seems the title gives away the plot, actually. Oh well. (Zach)

11/26/03 -- Bardic Tales by Tuahan Chances are you haven't read these already, so I thought it safe to copy them and use them as an update. (Zach)

11/17/03 -- Boohbahs on Parade About Boohbahs. Featured on Lance and Eskimo. (Zach)

11/12/03 -- Battle of the Bags I'd write a description for this one, but I sort of forgot what it's about. (Zach)

11/7/03 -- 15 Things I Learned from "The Judgement" I learned 15 things from "The Judgement". How many people can claim that? (Zach)

10/14/03 -- Fellowship of the Bling, Part One The legend begins... or does it? (Zach)

10/10/03 -- West Side Legend A play made of a combination of ebonics and Olde English, or something to that effect. (Zach)

9/26/03 -- The True Nature of Hillary Duff It's true. It's the nature of Hillary Duff. (Zach)

8/21/03 -- Ned Woodsmith, Forensic Denist!!! The CIA's got nuthin' on this guy. (Zach)

8/14/03 -- My Fool is a Crock A story I wrote of L&E, because writing "My Fool is a Crock" stories for L&E is "the vibe". (Zach)

7/27/03 -- The 15 things I learned on Vacation Who says vacations aren't educational? (Reid)

7/4/03 -- The Great Legal Thriller How court really works, or at least, should logically work. (Zach)

7/2/03 -- The Happy Little JavaScript Test Innocent, old-fashioned JavaScript fun! (Zach)

6/16/03 -- Confessions of a Faerie From the Dark Ages It all makes sense now. (Zach)

6/2/03 -- Time Traveler Tries to Make Al Gore President! The long-overdue installment to our fine tabloid. (Zach)

5/2/03 -- "In Da Club", A Progressive Study I really hate this song. Really. (Reid)

5/1/03 -- My Favorite Teletubby It's actually more about the Teletubbies' role in conquering the world. But don't tell anyone! (Zach)

4/25/03 -- The 15 Most Generic Things in Crime Movies Next time you watch one I bet you'll pay attention. (Reid)

4/24/03 -- Mrs. Bush Has Affair With Elvis! The best story in the Weekly World News since "Loch Ness Monster Sold!". But not really. (Zach)

4/11/03 -- Tuahan's Fables: The Story of Mr. Stupid This is too wise to ignore. (Zach)

4/5/03 -- Essays That Didn't Go Over So Well Be cool. Complain about school. (Zach)

3/25/03 -- Oh Brother, Where Am I Stuff about Romeo, Juliet and pants. Nothing to do with the title. (Zach)

3/20/03 -- The 15 Most Generic Things Found in Giant Robot Anime Don't tell me that you haven't noticed them too. (Reid)

3/6/03 -- The 15 Most Generic Things Found in RPGs Just cause I know you were all thinkin' the same thing. (Reid)

2/24/03 -- The History of Tuahan Because so many of you were wondering. (Zach)

2/20/03 -- Tuahan's Fables: Jack The Farmer In which Jack is a character in a fable. (Zach)

2/13/03 -- "Wanksta", a Progressive Study Canonized into an essay on 6/29/03. (Reid)